Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams: letsfeelthathing: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?” you’re my new favorite person
kidsraisingkids: The world must know. This is how my wife and daughter gang up on me! (They didn’t know I was recording them)