May 2013
Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:
letsfeelthathing:
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
you’re my new favorite person
April 2013
kidsraisingkids:
The world must know.
This is how my wife and daughter gang up on me!
(They didn’t know I was recording them)