Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
you’re my new favorite person
He didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose him.
thoughts about the impermanence of a hook up written in permanent marker in the places he touched
by Lindsay Bottos